January 2011
I imagine God as Morgan Freeman.
and Satan as Jack Nicholson
-and together they make THE Bucket List, for humanity.
=)) See what I did there? :>
blossomedtrees:
Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it Daniel...
this ain't a party, get off the dancefloor: I JUST... →
couragedontdesertme:
You know how Zeus and Poseidon are brothers right? And Neptune AKA Poseidon and his wife Amphitrite had Triton. Disregard the fact that Ariel’s mom’s name is Athena (LOL Disney, you probably should have chosen a different name!) Triton and Athena(not that Athena) had…
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this...
crimsun:
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How to ruin a joke completely and irrevocably, by...
Me: So, what is the thing that schwarzenegger has, and it’s very long, the Pope has, but he doesn’t use it, and Madonna doesn’t have?
Boy: Nerve?
Me: no…
Boy: Books?
Me: no…
Boy: I dunno
Me: Come oon, srsly?
Boy: I’m not gonna say penis, I know that’s not the answer, I’m not gonna say it!
Me: Maybe yes…maybe not..
Boy: How do you know...
“Reading is that fruitful miracle of a communication in the midst of solitude.”
– Marcel Proust (via reading-is-fun)
“We should read to give our souls a chance to luxuriate.”
– Henry Miller (via bookoasis)
“‘What really knocks me out,’ [says Holden] ‘is a book that, when you’re all done...”
– J.D.Salinger (Catcher In The Rye)
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(via booklover)
“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is...”
– John Keating, Dead Poet’s Society (via paulavaleria)
“At one magical instant in your early childhood, the page of a book—that string...”
– Alberto Manguel (via thesearepeopleyouknow)
“You’re like a little fairy…. You even smell like love and magic and shit…”
– -My friend De’Ja (little does she know, she’s started a revolution!)
Awwwww that’s so cuuute.
